U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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