If i come over, it means nothing
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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