Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We named our party play list daddy issues
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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