bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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