Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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