I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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