i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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