i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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