We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You can make out without kissing
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