I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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