I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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