Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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