And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
nutella sex= disaster
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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