He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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