so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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