Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
