ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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