I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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