everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
