Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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