Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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