is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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