we have officially lost it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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