my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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