So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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