I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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