If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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