I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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