I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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