so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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