he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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