Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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