summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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