lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Vodka?
Forever.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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