I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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