somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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