are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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