you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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