ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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