Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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