that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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