It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
