Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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