They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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