What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
they're like a gay fantastic four
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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