i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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