Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My cat gives me a boner
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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