im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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