East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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