Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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