Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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