remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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