I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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