Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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