i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Randomize